You don't mess with the Zohan

Category:	Movies
Genre:	Comedy

Adam Sandler ROCKS! I have never laughed so much with any movie! They know how to tickle your fancies and make you roll on the floor laughing your bum out!

He plays as a Jewish agent that has all the powers in the world including swimming like a dolphin and penguin..he is indestructible! And he also does hair here and there!

The extra services to old women in the parlor was HILARIOUS!

I would like to tell you the story but I just don't want to tell you about it coz its gonna be a real spoiler!

I give this 5 kumags for all the laugh I blurted out in the office! You'll have so much fun! I promise!

The cast:


Adam Sandler ... Zohan Dvir
John Turturro ... The Phantom
Emmanuelle Chriqui ... Dalia
Nick Swardson ... Michael
Lainie Kazan ... Gail
Ido Mosseri ... Oori
Rob Schneider ... Salim
Dave Matthews ... James
Michael Buffer ... Walbridge
Charlotte Rae ... Mrs. Greenhouse
Sayed Badreya ... Hamdi
Daoud Heidami ... Nasi
Kevin Nealon ... Kevin
Robert Smigel ... Yosi
Dina Doron ... Zohan's Mother (as Dina Doronne)

Healthy Meals to get Buff Part II

Well what happened? After a year and a few months of working out at Fitness First I have seen minimal improvement on my sculptured German physique.Yeah my arms got bigger, but I got heavier I think. I did not check my weight since time in memorial so that's that. I need a new plan for this year and believe me I'm gonna stick to it like glue!

I need to trim down a bit. I'm tall already so that's just given, but I need a built chest and need to have ABS instead of just an AB. (lolz) Planning my meals would also be in the works. This will be a high protein low carb diet since I dont want to starve myself of course! Oh and a lot of fiber as well... maybe all oats for me! Its also gonna be pretty hard sinice I think I'm gonna be working out alone most of the time since my gym bud Robbie's gonna be out of the country soon... ^_^

I'm getting a nutritionist involved and also a Fitness trainor maybe (that's if I can afford it!) so I can get serious over this. I better hurry coz I'm frantically running out of time. So many girls in so little time ye know! hahahah! Peace pancakes! ^_^

I mean, men nowadays would probably find it hard to perform if they stay on the heavy side. People just make plans how to do it I guess so nothing would stand in the way. I saw this guy once in Jerry Springer, and HE WAS HUGE!!! and he did not have plans to get thinner... well, after that episode, or a couple of episodes after that, they said he died. That is so scary huh? This other guy I watched in the news this evening (or was that oprah?) had a GUINESS WORLD RECORD for being the world's heaviest man. He planned to lose it though, and you know what he did it for? Two things: the first is because he feared that he will have symptoms of diseases that Obese people had and two: was for his girlfriend....YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN he has one! and dont you find it romantic that it happened? ^_^ I know I do!

So watch out for my struggles to get thinner and have bigger guns soon! Let me workout! workout! workout! Phew!

Oh btw here he is...just saw this on the archives!

Opportunity Knocks! ^_^

Well ladies and germs, since I am in search of opportunities to earn from blogging today....here I go and applied for this new blog advertising service. Just click the image and start to register for the service. I'm sure you'll start to like it like I do... Just saw opportnities listed there for bloggers like me and they seem nice ye know! ^_^ I'll start scribbling for this! and make myself available for this new endeavor! ^_^

UE Red Warriors Wins vs De La Salle Green Archers 68-62 ^_^

Of course I've never been so proud of my hardworking University of the East Red Warriors!

They won 68-62 to win in Saturday’s University Athletic Association of the Philippines (UAAP) men’s basketball game at the Araneta Coliseum. A lot of players got injured here and there but the place was jampacked with screaming Red Tribes as they get a notch higer in the last few games of the first round.

Go punish everyone in the Second Round! WRAAAAH!!!!!


UE and DLSU will meet again on Thursday btw! Go UE and beat dem foes!!! ^_^


Standings after first round:
ADMU - 6 - 1
DLSU - 5 - 2 (#2 because they won over FEU, via quotient rule)
FEU - 5 - 2 (#3 because they lost to DLSU, via quotient rule)
UE - 4 - 3
UST - 3 - 4
UP - 2 - 5 (#6 because they won over ADU, via quotient rule)
ADU - 2 - 5 (#7 because they lost to UP, via quotient rule)
NU - 1 - 6

Anyway, here's the new TENTATIVE schedule:

August 7 - Araneta Coliseum
2 PM - NU vs UP
4 PM - DLSU vs UE

August 9 - Philsports Arena
2 PM - ADU vs UST
4 PM - ADMU vs FEU

August 10 - Philsports Arena
2 PM - UE vs NU
4 PM - UP vs DLSU

August 14 - Philsports Arena
2 PM - FEU vs ADU
4 PM - UST vs ADMU

August 16 - Araneta Coliseum
2 PM - ADU vs UP
4 PM - DLSU vs FEU

August 17 - Araneta Coliseum
2 PM - NU vs UST
4 PM - ADMU vs UE

August 21 - Araneta Coliseum
2 PM - FEU vs NU
4 PM - UE vs UST

August 23 - Philsports Arena
2 PM - NU vs DLSU
4 PM - UST vs FEU

August 24 - Philsports Arena
2 PM - ADMU vs ADU
4 PM - UP vs UE

August 28 - Philsports Arena
2 PM - DLSU vs ADU
4 PM - UP vs ADMU

August 30 - Araneta Coliseum
2 PM - UE vs ADU
4 PM - UST vs DLSU

August 31 - Araneta Coliseum
2 PM - ADMU vs NU
4 PM - FEU vs UP

September 4 - Araneta Coliseum
2 PM - NU vs ADU
4 PM - UE vs FEU

September 6 - Araneta Coliseum
2 PM - UP vs UST
4 PM - DLSU vs ADMU

September 7 - Cheerdance Competition